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Diaper Quotes

  1. Just think… one day it will my turn to change your diaper.
  2. Why don’t you social distance yourself and throw away the diaper?
  3. That’s how you bring about a change in the world, one diaper at a time.
  4. If you think this diaper makes my butt look big, it is time to change it.
  5. Phew! That was a marathon poop session, can’t wait for the next!
  6. It looks like you might need a little more sleep, just sayin’.
  7. 3 am. Party in my crib, be there. Bring your own diaper.
  8. Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. All parents are veterans.
  9. I know this isn’t freediving, but how long can you hold your breath?
  10. You haven’t seen smelly yet, wait till I start eating solids hahaha.

Diaper Captions

  1. Hold on a second, didn’t we just do this five minutes ago?
  2. Someday I will sleep quietly through the night and so will you!
  3. Are we keeping count? Cause only 4,000 more until I am potty trained.
  4. Don’t look at me; this one is coming from daddy.
  5. Open this and find out the fastest way to clear a room.
  6. When I’m through with this, I’ll set a world record!
  7. Roses are red; Violets are Blue. Will this have pee or will this have poo?
  8. Radioactive waste, proceed to open and dispose of with extreme caution.
  9. That weird new toy you got scared this out of me.
  10. You are doing great; it will be over soon, hang in there!

Diaper Girl Captions

  1. Dad’s great, mom is amazing, but whoever changes this is the best.
  2. My motto in life – as you will soon come to realise: go big or go home.
  3. This is not for the faint of heart, open at your own risk!
  4. What goes in through the front come out through the back.
  5. I’ve given you an extra load today cause I love you so much.
  6. Let’s see how long you can really hold your breath for!
  7. Get a new one; there’s a lot more where that came from.
  8. You can go take a long shower after this, I promise!
  9. Maybe you should wear a gas mask to diffuse this one.
  10. Hello there, I’m trapped inside. Care to set me free?

Diaper Boy Captions

  1. I love you, so I make diaper bombs for you all day.
  2. If you can read, then you put the diaper backward genius!… Just kidding.
  3. Sleep is for the weak, the strong change diapers at 4 am.
  4. Poops, I did it again, I made you believe that this could be pee.
  5. Gas mask, check. Hazmat suit, check. You’re GO to diffuse.
  6. Are we gonna do this or will it be 1-800-Grandma?
  7. Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain
  8. Do you live each day as if it’s your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. Ellen DeGeneres
  9. The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers. Kris Carr
  10. One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream. Don Marquis

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  1. Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother – you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. I’ll tell you my routine – it’s really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself. Marcia Cross
  3. No one’s raising children any more. To love a child, you’ve got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night! Lauren Hutton
  4. I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it’s just wipe and pull the flap over Drew Brees
  5. Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes. Chris Martin
  6. In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen – a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children – I learned a lot. Patti Smith
  7. The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen… with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers Geraldo Rivera
  8. I’ve raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little. Jackie Jackson
  9. I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper. Damon Runyon
  10. Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper? Frank Pittman

Daily Diaper

  1. I didn’t know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn’t believe it – we must change them 10 times a day – each. So that’s 20 diapers a piece a day. Stanley Tucci
  2. I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me. Kent McCord


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