70 Drunk Best Friend Quotes

Getting drunk with your best friend is super amazing. The memories you create are to be remembered forever. To recall such memories and to create new ones, we have handpicked these Drunk Best Friend Quotes and Funny Drinking Quotes.

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Funny Drinking Quotes

  1. Only my genuine friends deserve a glass of champagne.
  2. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  3. Every drink I take has a unique purpose.
  4. My friends know about my drinking, but they don’t know what I crave for.
  5. Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
  6. Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.
  7. My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
  8. The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
  9. Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
  10. One reason to have drinks is when a friend shows up.

Drunk Best Friend Quotes

  1. My friends drink until they fall, and that’s how I describe their health condition.
  2. Drinking with friends all night proves that you love them.
  3. One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
  4. I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  5. Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. 
  6. Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
  7. I only drink with close friends or complete strangers.
  8. Whenever we’re with friends, we always look for the closest bar.
  9. In great friendships, you have unique tastes in men but the same taste in alcohol.
  10. Always remember our secret code to use whenever we’re caught drinking.

Best Friend Drunk Quotes

  1. Whenever I drink, my friends appear to be so amazing.
  2. Three Tequilas are enough to get you drunk.
  3. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
  4. Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.
  5. Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.
  6. Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. 
  7. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
  8. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  9. It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
  10. I don’t drink anymore. I don’t drink any less either.

When Your Best Friend Gets Too Drunk Quotes

  1. Cheers to the foolish decisions we make whenever we’re drunk.
  2. Friends and alcohol are all I need to enjoy life.
  3. We never count our drinks when we are with friends.
  4. Your friends will never let you drink without them.
  5. You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.
  6. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  7. I drink too much. The last time I give a urine sample, it has an olive in it. 
  8. The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
  9. I always keep a supply of stimulants handy in case I see a snake— which I also keep handy.
  10. We drink one another’s health and spoil our own.

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Drunk Friends Quotes

  1. Drunk friends cannot give you the support you might need.
  2. My friends and I are unique because we’re made with vodka and ice.
  3. It’s enjoyable to drink with friends, and some people give you that urge to drink.
  4. Noble friends will not allow their friends to drink low-quality beers.
  5. If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
  6. No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.
  7. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
  8. Best while you have u have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
  9. It was my uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of medical thought.
  10. Alcohol…enables parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

Drinking With Friends Quotes

  1. Best friends share drinks and their troubles with each other.
  2. Drinking with friends can cause you to lose weight.
  3. Cheers to the nights we spent with our best friends, having the best time.
  4. You have all the qualities of a fantastic friend to me.
  5. Always remember to drink with friends to make the time worthwhile.
  6. Beer, jokes, and silly acts make the bond of friendship strong.
  7. If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
  8. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
  9. In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
  10. We drink and we die and continue to drink.

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Quotes About How People Act When They’re Drunk

  1. No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
  2. I am a drinker with writing problems.
  3. Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
  4. Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
  5. The best drinks are the ones you share with friends.
  6. Having a drink with friends makes you forget about the worries in life.
  7. Friends can be therapists that you can have a few drinks with.
  8. Always drink with friends who make you happy and laugh a lot.
  9. I know I should give up drinking, but I am not a quitter
  10. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Conclusion

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