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  1. They say don’t try this at home… so I went to my friend’s home!
  2. My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
  3. I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
  4. Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
  5. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  6. They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
  7. You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
  8. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
  9. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
  10. A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! and drove off.

Funny Coffee Mug Quotes

  1. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  2. When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child Mo.
  3. Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  4. I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
  5. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet… I wouldn’t call them lies!
  6. I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
  7. Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
  8. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  9. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  10. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!

Mugs With Sayings

  1. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
  2. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
  3. We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
  4. Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
  5. I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild – Maïa Vidal – Our Place
  6. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine
  7. funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story – Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key
  8. The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye…until we meet again  ― Jimi Hendrix
  9. Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear― Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon Jovi
  10. I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna,  stop I’m gonna work harder. – Destiny’s Child Survivor

Funny Coffee Mug Quotes

  1. Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger – Daft Punk Harder, Better, Faster
  2. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
  3. If this politician or the other one wins the election, I am out of here. I don’t care about politics actually, I just want to travel.
  4. We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
  5. The life you have led doesn’t need to be the only life you have.
  6. Travel is  fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness., and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. – Mark Twain
  7.  Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
  8. We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
  9. True friendship is never serene. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
  10. The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.

Sarcastic Coffee Mugs

  1. A good friend wants to hear your stories. Your best friends are there to live with you!
  2. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
  3. We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much
  4. Push yourself, no one else is going to do it for you.
  5. Waking up early is so important, it gives you the opportunity to get ahead of everyone else.
  6. Your customer service opens up unique opportunities to offer an excellent customer experience. – Oscar Auliq-Ice
  7. I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  8. When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
  9. Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
  10. 3 Things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught and team-work on tests.

Coffee Mugs With Sayings

  1. Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!
  2. Wish for it. I hope for it. Dream for it. But by all means: DO IT!
  3. Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
  4. But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all? – Bastille, Pompeii
  5. Only you can change your full life. Nobody else can do it for.
  6. This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change. Taylor Swift
  7. Just reading quotes on Instagram you won’t make it. You have to put the hard work.
  8. It is hard to fail completely when you are aiming for something big.
  9. If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
  10. Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.

Coffee Cups With Sayings

  1. When you tell me I can’t, all I hear is blah blah.
  2. Success is standing up one more time than you got knocked over.
  3. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
  4. Be a good person. But don’t waste time trying to prove it.
  5. You take me out of my comfort zone without making it uncomfortable.
  6. Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.
  7. You make me happy in a way no one else can.
  8. You are not only my partner, but you are also my best friend, my partner in crime…
  9. I want you today, tomorrow, next week, next year and for the rest of my life.
  10. You’re the avocado to my toast. And I love Avocados!

Funny Teacher Coffee Mug Quotes

  1. If someone cares about you, you won’t ever have to wonder how they feel, they’ll constantly remind you.
  2. When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.
  3. My favorite part of the day is going to bed with you and to wake up next to you.
  4. Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.
  5. A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.
  6. With you, it’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
  7. There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
  8. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  9. I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but… I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
  10. I love you just the way you are. — from Just the Way You Are, (Billy Joel).

Sayings For Cups

  1. You are my sunrise on the darkest day. — from Despacito, (Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber).
  2. We can go anywhere we want. Drive down to the coast, jump in the sea, just take my hand and come with me. — from Eastside (Benny Blanco, Halsey and Khalid).
  3. The scars of your love remind me of us. They keep me thinking that we almost had it all from  — Rolling In The Deep (Adele).
  4. I wanna live with you even when we’re ghosts. — from Say You Won’t Let Go (James Arthur).
  5. Don’t wanna know another kiss. No other name falling off my lips. —   from I’ll Never Love Again (Lady Gaga).
  6. And suddenly you’re all I need, the reason why I smile. — from Smile (Avril Lavigne).
  7. Let’s love like there are no goodbyes. —  from No Goodbyes (Dua Lipa).
  8. Your lipstick stain is a work of art, I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart. — from She Looks So Perfect (5 Seconds of Summer).
  9. You are the best thing, that’s ever been mine. — from Mine (Taylor Swift).
  10. It felt like summer when I kissed you in the rain. —  from Is That Alright? (Lady Gaga).

Funny Mug Quotes

  1. When you say you love me, know I love you more. — from Adore You (Miley Cyrus).
  2. I’m in love with you and all these little things. —  from Little Things (One Direction ).
  3. You’re stuck in my head and I can’t get you out of it. — from  Back To You (Selena Gomez).
  4. Everyone comes with scars, but you can love them away. — from No Way (Fifth Harmony).
  5. My dreams running into your dreams. It’s as if we wished on the same star. — from On Purpose (Sabrina Carpenter).
  6. Let me tell you a story about a girl and a boy. He fell in love with his best friend, when she’s around he feels nothing but joy. — from Fall (Justin Bieber).
  7. Treat me soft but touch me cruel. I want to teach you things you never knew — from I miss you (Adele).
  8. I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild — from Our Place (Maïa Vidal).
  9. There is nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
  10. All you need is someone that joins in on your weirdness.

Coffee Mug Funny Quotes

  1. Normal? Normal is only the people you do not know well enough.
  2. Best Friends. They know how crazy you are, yet they are okay to be with you in public.
  3. True friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
  4. Friends are the most important ingredients in the recipe of life.
  5. Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
  6. Friendship: When a friend calls you in the middle of the night to tell you Get ready, I will pick you up in 30 minutes!, and you only reply done!
  7. You and I are really more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
  8. When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple and upgrade your life.
  9. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food
  10. Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

Funny Coffee Mug Sayings

  1. If you cannot remember my name just say TEA? And I will turn around
  2. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt
  3. your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride
  4. I am starting a diet tomorrow for the past 8 years.
  5. A day in the busy life of me: Eat avocado toast, post Instagram videos. Repeat.
  6. Breakfast, lunch, dinner… really don’t care, as long as I can eat.
  7. Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside
  8. The only thing better than talking about food is eating it
  9. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  10. I am just a person standing in front of a salad asking it to be a doughnut

Rude Coffee Mugs

  1. There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
  2. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a cake. That is kind of the same thing.
  3. Life is a kitchen. Put on your apron and whip up something incredible.
  4. Like the lion, I am most awesome when looking for food.
  5. I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food
  6. Food is music to the body. Music is food to the heart.
  7. If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
  8. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant.
  9. When a man’s stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.
  10. I just don’t want to look back and think I could’ve eaten that.

Coffee Mugs With Quotes

  1. I can’t turn winter into wine but I can turn donuts into breakfast.
  2. If you are not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is a light in the fridge?
  3. There is no better feeling than a warm pizza box on your lap.
  4. Tell me what you eat and I will let you know what you are.
  5. Moderation in all things. (Except chocolate! Lots and lots of yummy chocolate!)
  6. The only running I do is after the ice cream truck.
  7. You don’t need a reason to celery-brate a good life!
  8. A recipe has no soul. You (the cook) must bring the soul to the recipe
  9. Ways to my heart: Buy me food. Make me food. Be food.
  10. You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food

Coffee Mug Sayings

  1. I am a better person when I have less on my plate
  2. Despressito. (Imagine signing it like the Despacito song: Des-pre-sito…)
  3. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch
  4. I am sorry for the things I said when I was hungry.
  5. You can pretty much ask me anything from me (after a delicious meal).
  6. Friends are like stars. You may not see them all the time, but they are for sure there.
  7. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
  8. Being part of this group is so much fun, I love it.
  9. When the teacher says group, I automatically look over to my best friend.
  10. If I would not drink, how do my friends know I love them at 2 am?

Quotation Mugs

  1. Alcohol. Because legendary stories never start with someone eating a salad.
  2. Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!
  3. I hope Karma slaps you in the face… before I do it!
  4. Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
  5. It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
  6. I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.
  7. Don’t live an ordinary life. Have an EXTRA-ordinary one.
  8. Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert’s opinion.
  9. The awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong? – and they are the problem.
  10. 3 things you have learned this new year? Go, leave a comment below.

Funny Quotes For Coffee Mug

  1. A house is not a home if there is no pet.
  2. The world would be a better place if everybody had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.
  3. My cat thinks she’s the queen of the house. She’s kinda right.
  4. Pets are like music. It’s foolish to explain their worth to those who don’t appreciate them.
  5. At least you love me – I tell my dog every day.
  6. I hope I will find a boyfriend who will be as excited as my dog to see me.
  7. If you don’t talk to your pet in your special pet-voice, do you really have a pet?!
  8. My pet deserves the best. That’s why I am here.
  9. Never underestimate the power of sloppy kisses and a wet nose on a bad day.
  10. A great adventure filled year awaits you! Welcome it by celebrating it with your friends and family.

Cute Coffee Mug Sayings

  1. Birthdays are good. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
  2. Happy Birthday! It took you [insert age here] years to look this good. Now… time to celebrate!
  3. Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
  4. I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then… I gave up. Happy Birthday.
  5. Happy birthday! May your Instagram and Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
  6. I’m just here for the birthday cake. I am joking, I love to see you anytime.
  7. Well, at least you are not as old as you will be next year. So enjoy it!
  8. You suck! …at aging. Can you at least try to look older?
  9. Your birthday only comes once a year. Make sure this is the most memorable one ever.
  10. It’s not the years that count, it’s the memories you make over these years.

Funny Cup Sayings

  1. May your Christmas be perfectly imperfect and filled with love. Because nothing else really matters, merry Christmas Eve all
  2. One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Do not clean up too quickly.
  3. The best present on Christmas day is being with loved ones.
  4. Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting.
  5. When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
  6. I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
  7. Winter is not cold. It’s your clothing that’s bad.
  8. The weather outside is so frightful but the wine is so delightful.
  9. My favorite activity in winter is going back inside… where it’s warm.
  10. Dear November. I am just using you to get to December.

Funny Coffee Mugs Amazon

  1. I am never getting tired of blue skies and summer vibes.
  2. When I can choose Coconuts or Cocktails, I always choose two Coconuts.
  3. The sun of a B**ch, I mean, the beach has bleached my hair.
  4. White beaches, yellow beaches, pink beaches, I don’t care as long as it is a beach.
  5. A cloudy day at the beach is better than a cloudy day at the office.
  6. I would rather take my bicycle to the beach, than my Mercedes to the office.
  7. You can shake the sand from your shoes, but it never leaves your soul.
  8. A good day at the beach ends with a sun-kissed nose.
  9. I am happiest where the waves crash and the palms sway.
  10. I don’t want to look skinny. I want to look like I could kick your ass.

Clever Coffee Mug Sayings

  1. Health is not about the weight you lose, but about life, you gain.
  2. I work out because it is good for me. Also, I like to eat a lot.
  3. Everyone must choose one of the two things: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret.
  4. We don’t grow when things are easy. We grow when we face challenges.
  5. I do not need to prove anything to anyone. I am doing this for me
  6. Remember: You cannot just read about muscles. You have to put in the work!
  7. When life gives you a lemon, you ask for something with more protein.
  8. Do not be too much of someone who can’t get enough of you.
  9. I started the site when I was 19. I didn’t know much about business back then – Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook
  10. A room without books is like a body without a soul – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Coffee Cup Sayings

  1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle – Steve Jobs
  2. Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right – Quote by Henry Ford
  3. Fake it until you make it! Act as if you had all the confidence you require until it becomes your reality – Brian Tracy
  4. The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.– Henry David Thoreau
  5. My favorite things in life don’t cost any money. It’s really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time- Steve Jobs
  6. When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful – Eric Thomas
  7. Do what you can with all you have, wherever you are – Theodore Roosevelt
  8. It’s a lie to think you’re not good enough. It’s a lie to think you’re not worth anything – Nick Vujicic
  9. Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today – Will Rogers
  10. The way get started is to quit talking and begin doing – Walt Disney

Quotes On Mugs

  1. We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated – Maya Angelou
  2. I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim – Frida Kahlo
  3. If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you – Steve Jobs
  4. If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much – Jim Rohn
  5. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice- Steve Jobs
  6. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Wishing is not enough; we must do – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
  7. People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do – Rob Siltanen
  8. The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty – Winston Churchill
  9. We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action – Dr. Henry Link
  10. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it –  Charles R. Swindoll

When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up – Les Brown

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life – Steve Jobs

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