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Hunting Jokes

  1. Hunting has opened the earth to me and lets me sense the rhythms and hierarchies of nature.
  2. There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.
  3. Without hunting, there would be no conservation, without conservation, there would be no wildlife.
  4. To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry.
  5. For us, hunting wasn’t a sport. It was a way to be intimate with nature.
  6. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.
  7. If some animals are good at hunting and others are suitable for hunting, then the Gods must clearly smile on hunting.
  8. ’The best thing about hunting and fishing,’ the Old Man said, ‘is that you don’t have to actually do it to enjoy it. You can go to bed every night thinking about how much fun you had twenty years ago, and it all comes back clear as moonlight.’
  9. The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
  10. The old man used to say that the best part of hunting and fishing was the thinking about going and then talking about it after you got back.

Funny Hunting Captions

  1. Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians — except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
  2. I never knew a man that hunted quail that didn’t come out of it a little politer by comparison.
  3. Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.
  4. When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
  5. Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow, and safe.
  6. I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
  7. Put your trust in God, my boys, but mind to keep your powder dry.
  8. A gun is like a woman, son — it’s all how you hold her. – Rhett Atkins, from the song Granddaddy’s Gun
  9. You might as well learn that a man who catches fish or shoots game has got to make it fit to eat before he sleeps. Otherwise it’s all a waste and a sin to take it if you can’t use it.
  10. Perhaps I should not have been a fisherman, he thought. But that was the thing that I was born for.

Deer Quotes

  1. There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim.
  2. Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
  3. Now, therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver, and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison.
  4. A gun is like a woman, son — it’s all how you hold her. – Rhett Atkins, from the songGranddaddy’s Gun
  5. For us hunting wasn’t a sport. It was a way to be intimate with nature.– Ted Kerasote
  6. Guys today don’t know what real turkey hunting is. They don’t really carry on a conversation with the turkeys. They just sit in a blind and wait for the birds to come to them. It’s a shame.- Denny Gulvas
  7. Hunting has opened the earth to me and let me sense the rhythms and hierarchies of nature. – Charles Fergus
  8. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make your a better person.– Fred Bear
  9. Spring turkey hunting is judged by a brief period when the woods are full of 2 year old gobbling toms and most of the hens are on the nest. Other than that, hunters say something is wrong with the turkeys, the Turkeys are Call Shy. – Ray Eye
  10. The Diaphragm call is the greatest turkey conservation tool ever created – Harold Knight

Hunting Sayings

  1. There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.– Charles Dickens
  2. To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry.– K.J. Parker
  3. Why do you need a turkey gun that will shoot 50 yards? There ain’t no limbs that high around here. – Rick White
  4. Without hunting, there would be no conservation, without conservation, there would be no wildlife.– Rob Keck
  5. A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be . . . time to commune with your inner soul as you share the outdoors with the birds, animals, and fish that live there. – Fred Bear
  6. A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children. – John James Audubon
  7. Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. – Fred Bear
  8. I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. – Henry David Thoreau
  9. If some animals are good at hunting and others are suitable for hunting, then the Gods must clearly smile on hunting.- Aristotle
  10. If there is a sacred moment in the ethical pursuit of game, it is the moment you release the arrow or touch off the fatal shot. – Jim Posewitz

Happy Birthday Deer Hunter

  1. Now then, get your equipment–your quiver and bow–and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me. – Genesis 27:3
  2. A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation’s greatest assets.
  3. Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.
  4. The chase is among the best of all national pastimes; it cultivates that vigorous manliness for the lack of which in a nation, as in an individual, the possession of no other qualities can possibly atone.
  5. The old man used to say that the best part of hunting and fishing was the thinking about going and the talking about it after you got back.
  6. When done under the rules of good sportsmanship, duck hunting is a culmination of art, skill and scientific endeavor. It is also an act of love, for who loves the birds more than the hunter?
  7. The best thing about hunting and fishing,’ the Old Man said, ‘is that you don’t have to actually do it to enjoy it. You can go to bed every night thinking about how much fun you had twenty years ago, and it all comes back clear as moonlight.’
  8. There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
  9. Wilderness is the raw material out of which man has hammered the artifact called civilization.
  10. Why do you need a turkey gun that will shoot 50 yards? There ain’t no limbs that high around here.

Hunter Birthday Meme

  1. There’s an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you’re going to consume today.
  2. A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.
  3. Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
  4. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make your a better person.
  5. Hunting is a relic of the barbarism that once thirsted for human blood, but is now content with the blood of animals.
  6. A hunt based only on the trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.
  7. Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.
  8. It sounds like more of — instead of hunting — a wildlife kill. That takes a lot of the sport out of it.
  9. Any good shot will have his days when he is right and the birds come easy.
  10. Now then, get your equipment–your quiver and bow–and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

Fishing Instagram Captions

  1. Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.
  2. If some animals are good at hunting and others are suitable for hunting, then the gods must clearly smile on hunting.
  3. My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell my hunting gear for what I said I paid for it.
  4. The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
  5. Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
  6. We ought to ban hunting, I suggest, if there isn’t a purpose other than sport and fun. That should be against the law. It’s time now.
  7. Hunting has opened the earth to me and let me sense the rhythms and hierarchies of nature.
  8. The caribou feeds the wolf, but it is the wolf who keeps the caribou strong.
  9. Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns.
  10. For us hunting wasn’t a sport. It was a way to be intimate with nature…

Quotes About Deer

  1. A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be . . . time to commune with your inner soul as you share the outdoors with the birds, animals, and fish that live there.
  2. The history of the bow and arrow is the history of mankind.
  3. I’m always pursuing the next dream, hunting for the next truth.
  4. When a hunter is in a treestand with moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the experience, that hunter is 20 feet closer to God.
  5. If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
  6. Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they’re in the game.
  7. Spring turkey hunting is judged by a brief period when the woods are full of 2 year old gobbling toms and most of the hens are on the nest. Other than that, hunters say something is wrong with the turkeys, the Turkeys are Call Shy.
  8. Guys today don’t know what real turkey hunting is. They don’t really carry on a conversation with the turkeys. They just sit in a blind and wait for the birds to come to them. It’s a shame.
  9. No, I’m not a good shot, but I shoot often.
  10. Turkeys can be killed by chance, but when they are killed consistently, it is not due to chance.

Deer Hunting Jokes

  1. For us hunting wasn’t a sport. It was a way to be intimate with nature.
  2. They might in the future more than ever before engage in hunting beavers.
  3. I don’t always tell people where I hunt, but when I do, it’s a lie.
  4. If you have to be crazy to hunt ducks, I do not wish to be sane.
  5. The Diaphragm call is the greatest turkey conservation tool ever created.
  6. The best thing about hunting and fishing,’ the Old Man said, ‘is that you don’t have to actually do it to enjoy it. You can go to bed every night thinking about how much fun you had twenty years ago, and it all comes back clear as moonlight.
  7. Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it.
  8. It is very strange, and very melancholy, that the paucity of human pleasures should persuade us ever to call hunting one of them.
  9. The hunter that travels out into the woods is lost to the world, yet finds himself.
  10. The hunting partnership between man and dog developed thousands of years ago and from it came a deep bond of affection. I suspect it was the dog’s idea.

Funny Hunting Pictures With Captions

  1. The perils of duck hunting are great – especially for the duck.
  2. To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack and your quarry.
  3. If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don’t ask him how his hunt was.
  4. You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might.
  5. A gun is like a woman, son — it’s all how you hold her.
  6. Without hunting there would be no conservation, without conservation there would be no wildlife.
  7. A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of the conservation’s greatest assets.
  8. When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning.
  9. I get highs, to be totally honest, in second-hand shops. My hunting instinct, I expect, really kicks in.
  10. For us hunting wasn’t a sport. It was a way to be intimate with nature

Hunting Quote

  1. A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.
  2. Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.
  3. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
  4. This isn’t about deer hunting. The Second Amendment is about our right to keep and bear arms to defend ourselves.
  5. When done under the rules of good sportsmanship duck hunting is a culmination of art, skill, and scientific endeavor. It is also an act of love, for who loves the birds more than the hunter?
  6. The bird hunting a locust is unaware of the hawk hunting him.
  7. Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow, and safe
  8. It’s rarely talked about, but hunting for sport is just about as vile as we humans get.
  9. When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
  10. If there is a sacred moment in the ethical pursuit of game, it is the moment you release the arrow or touch off the fatal shot.

Girls Hunting Quotes

  1. The best way to look stylish on a budget is to try second-hand, bargain hunting, and vintage.
  2. You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn’t your sport.
  3. You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
  4. Everyone needs to believe in something. I Believe I’ll Go Fishing.
  5. I like metal detecting, collecting Civil War artifacts, fishing, hunting, cigars, Labradors, the outdoor life, my baseball game, football.
  6. Not all those who wander are lost. – J.R.R. Tolkien
  7. Lions don’t dream of hunting, they just go and hunt.
  8. Hunting is not a hobby. It’s a post apocalyptic survival skill.
  9. Hunting is not a Blood Sport it is a sport that is in my blood.
  10. Rifles, racks and deer tracks, that’s what little boys are made of.

Turkey Hunting Quotes

  1. Fishing poles and hunting gear, dreams of bass and big ole deer.
  2. Nothing clears a troubled mind like shooting a bow. – Fred Bear
  3. Jingle bells, shotgun shells, time to kill a buck. – Earl Dibbles Jr.
  4. A gun is like a woman, son — it’s all how you hold her. – Rhett Atkins
  5. Imagine life without hunting. Now slap yourself and never do it again.
  6. The history of the bow and arrow is the history of mankind. – Fred Bear
  7. You let me hunt is like saying you let me breathe. – Jase (Duck Dynasty)
  8. I don’t always tell people where I hunt, but when I do, it’s a lie. – Dos Equis
  9. The No. 1 rule of duck hunting is to go where the ducks are. – Jose Robertson
  10. Girls who like hunting, fishing and guns aren’t weird. They’re a gift from God.

Funny Hunting Quotes

  1. The couple that hunts together stays together… or kills each other, one of the two…
  2. Wildlife and its habitat cannot speak, so we must and we will. – Theodore Roosevelt
  3. If you are not working to protect hunting, then you are working to destroy it. – Fred Bear
  4. It’s better to sit in a tree thinking about God than to sit in Church thinking about hunting.
  5. You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might. – Henry David Thoreau
  6. In hunting – as in life – sometimes the things you need most isn’t the thing you went looking for.
  7. Don’t get much better than fall. Bring on the camo, ammo, ducks, and bucks. – Earl Dibbles, Jr.
  8. Sunday for me always use to be father’s day, it was the day when both of us went hunting all day.
  9. Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they’re in the game. – Paul Rodriguez
  10. I’m an outdoors girl – I like to go fishing, riding four-wheelers and hunting. – Miranda Lambert

Hunting Quotes For Couples

  1. Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion. – Norman Schwarzkopf
  2. You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn’t your sport. – Elayne Boosler
  3. You can see the true heart of a man when you’re out in the woods with a weapon. – Jase Robertson
  4. A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. – Fred Bear
  5. There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast. – Charles Dickens
  6. I vow to always love hunting season… I mean I vow to always love you. Even during hunting season.
  7. You can learn more about bow hunting a deer in a week than a gun hunter will learn in his entire life.
  8. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot. – Earl Dibbles, Jr.
  9. The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. — Sam Snead
  10. A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of the conservation’s greatest assets. – Nash Buckingham

Duck Hunting Pics

  1. A hunter should be well acquainted with his hunting backgrounds, one miss and he could suffer a fortune.
  2. Hunting, fishing and archery occupied my every moment. Cared I knew not and cared naught about them.
  3. Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians — except for the occasional mountain lion steak. — Ted Nugent
  4. The lazy do not roast any game, but the diligent feed on the riches of the hunt. — Proverbs 12:27 (Bible Verse)
  5. I never knew a man that hunted quail that didn’t come out of it a little politer by comparison. — Robert Ruark
  6. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. – Fred Bear
  7. Hunting teaches you, patience, discipline, ethics, sustainability, appreciation, confidence, perseverance, hard work.
  8. Perhaps I should not have been a fisherman, he thought. But that was the thing that I was born for. — Ernest Hemingway
  9. If some animals are good at hunting and others are suitable for hunting, then the gods must clearly smile on hunting. – Aristotle
  10. In this family, we aim for the game, we wear camo, we respect our rifles, we prey before meals, we lock and load and we never miss.

Hunting Slogans

  1. The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. – P.G. Wodehouse
  2. In race between lion and deer, many times deer wins. Because lion runs for food and deer for life. Purpose is more important than need.
  3. If I feel free when I hunt, then when I write about hunting I genuinely reproduce that pleasant feeling. I am almost free. – Miguel Delibes
  4. The truth is… I’m always saddened when I kill an animal. It’s not remorse I feel, I know why I’m a hunter. It’s out of respect. – Donnie Vincent
  5. It’s about the adventure of being in the center of nature and wildlife, and being grateful to be alive and awake in God’s cathedral. — Eva Shockey
  6. Hunting is a relic of barbarism that once thirsted for human blood, but is now content with the blood of animals.  — Christian Nestell Bovee
  7. Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe. — Ted Nugent
  8. I am my father’s daughter. It was not up to me growing up. I was his hunting and fishing buddy, so I’ve been shooting my whole life.  — Amber Heard
  9. God grant me serenity. To accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know when to just go hunting.
  10. Now, therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison. — Genesis 27:3, (Bible Verse)

Hunter Sayings

  1. Respect your prey: Many native American tribes would forbid a hunter from celebrating his kill, it was thought to insult the animals spirit and would bring bad luck.
  2. When a hunter is in a treestand with moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the experience, that hunter is 20 feet closer to God. – Fred Bear
  3. There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never care for anything else thereafter. – Ernest Hemingway
  4. The hunting partnership between man and dog developed thousands of years ago and from it came a deep bond of affection. I suspect it was the dog’s idea. – Aaron Fraser
  5. The old man used to say that the best part of hunting and fishing was the thinking about going and the talking about it after you got back. — Robert Ruark, The Old Man and the Boy
  6. When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. — Dale Earnhardt
  7. We wake up while everyone is sound asleep, walk through the mud and water carrying our gear, sit in the freezing rain for hours all for just moments of madness. We are waterfowlers.
  8. You might as well learn that a man who catches fish or shoots game has got to make it fit to eat before he sleeps. Otherwise it’s all a waste and a sin to take it if you can’t use it. — Robert Ruark
  9. When done under the rules of good sportsmanship duck hunting is a culmination of art, skill, and scientific endeavor. It is also an act of love, for who loves the birds more than the hunter? – Bob Hinnan
  10. A peculiar virtue in wildlife ethics is that the hunter ordinarily has no gallery to applaud or disapprove of his conduct. Whatever his acts, they are dictated by his own conscience, rather than that of onlookers. It is difficult to exaggerate the importance of this fact. – Aldo Leopold

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