Funny New York Captions

New York Quotes

  1. I want to live as many lives as there are in New York City.
  2. The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and beauty in the world.
  3. The bad day of New York City is a better day than any other day.
  4. New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move. – Davit Letterman
  5. I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.
  6. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s skyline.
  7. It’s a city where everybody mutinies but no one deserts.
  8. Major cities are not settled, they are constantly changing and taking the world with them.
  9. If you follow your heart just right, it will get you to New York City.
  10. New Yorkers are born all over the country, and then they come to New York City and it hits them: Oh, that’s who I am. — Delia Ephron

Funny New York Captions

  1. You can not paint the way New York is, but the way it looks.
  2. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s skyline. – Ayn Rand
  3. I want to live as many lives are there are in New York City.
  4. A middle finger is more New York than a corporate ambush. I bleed for my hometown, and I’d die for my fans. – Lady Gaga
  5. London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful.
  6. I left my heart in NewYork city, where I could dream and nights were long.
  7. A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.
  8. I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.– Melody Truong
  9. A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
  10. We do not have space, but we travel to change ideas.

New York Joke

  1. The city is measured not by its length and width, but by the width of its vision and the height of its dreams.
  2. A bad day in New York City is still better than a good day anywhere else.
  3. New York has the power that can not be found in any other city in the world.
  4. New York City is a tourist trap I don’t mind being in.
  5. I like the experience of being anonymous in the big city, I do not know anyone, so it’s easy to remember who I am.
  6. I love New York, even though it isn’t mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.
  7. Once you have lived in New York and made it your home, no place else is good enough.
  8. A bad day in New York is still better than a good day anywhere else.
  9. The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.
  10. New York may be the city that never sleeps, but it sure does sleep around. – Brian Bendis

Nyc Quotes

  1. Someone asked me for directions, so you can call me a real New Yorker.
  2. If you can make it there – you’ll make it anywhere. – Frank Sinatra
  3. New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something. — Lindsey Kelk
  4. There is something in New York city that makes sleep useless.
  5. Explore the beauty of the world, life is too short to not admire the wonders of this earth.
  6. The flag of New York City should be someone with four bags opening a door with their shoulder. — Alex Baze
  7. I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance. – Nora Ephron
  8. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.
  9. I left my heart in New York city, where I could dream and nights were long.
  10. If a man can live in Manhattan, he can live anywhere.

Bagel Puns

  1. I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance. – Nora Ephron
  2. I love New York, even though it isn’t mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that
  3. You can leave New York, but it will never leave you
  4. Go on and try to tear me down. I will be rising from the ground like a skyscraper. — Demi Lovato, Skyscraper
  5. I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps. — Frank Sinatra, New York, New York
  6. These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you. Let’s hear it for New York. — Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, Empire State of Mind
  7. Welcome to New York. It’s been waiting for you. — Taylor Swift, Welcome to New York
  8. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s skyline. — Ayn Rand
  9. Each neighborhood has it’s own beauty & idiosyncrasies that spark creativity.
  10. New York is not a city. It’s a world. – Iman

City Girl Captions

  1. Pull up the shades so I can see New York. I don’t want to go home in the dark. – O. Henry
  2. There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. – Elbert Hubbard
  3. When you leave New York you ain’t going anywhere. – Jimmy Breslin
  4. You’re going to make it happen. This is New York.
  5. These are our favorite New York quotes in no particular order.
  6. A trip to NYC can be very taxi-ng on your wallet.
  7. After sightseeing all day, I’m Central Park-ing myself down for the rest of the night.
  8. There’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York! These streets will make you feel brand new. By Alicia Keys and Jay-Z from Empire State of Mind
  9. New York, I love you but you’re bringing me down. Like a rat in a cage. Pulling minimum wage. By LCD Soundsystem from New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down
  10. A middle finger is more New York than a corporate ambush. I bleed for my hometown, and I’d die for my fans. ― Lady Gaga

Autumn In New York Lyric

  1. But there is one thing about it – once you have lived in New York and it has become your home, no place else is good enough. ― John Steinbeck
  2. I love New York, even though it isn’t mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it. ― Truman Capote
  3. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s skyline. Particularly when one can’t see the details. Just the shapes. ― Ayn Rand
  4. If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting. ― Peter Shaffer
  5. One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years. ― Tom Wolfe
  6. The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding. ― John Updike
  7. Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you’ll live through the night. ― Dorothy Parker
  8. Here is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
  9. I carry the place around the world in my heart but sometimes I try to shake it off in my dreams.
  10. I love New York on summer afternoons when everyone’s away.

New York Sayings

  1. If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.
  2. New York is an exciting city where something is happening all the time – most unsolved.
  3. New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something.
  4. One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt.
  5. People in this cold city are frozen for death by happy holidays.
  6. These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you. -Empire State of Mind.
  7. This is not a history of the party, but a city of New York.
  8. What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them?
  9. For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
  10. I want to be like New York, like cities, city air, as much as I know New York City, the more I think about it.

Short Quotes About New York

  1. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s…
  2. These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you.
  3. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.
  4. My favorite thing about New York is the people because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.
  5. When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
  6. You can try to change New York, but it’s like Jay-Z says: ‘Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up. There’s nothing you can do.
  7. The most powerful visual in America today is actually the Statue of Liberty. – Frank Luntz
  8. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’ – Robin William
  9. I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. – Bob Hope
  10. You can leave New York, but it will never leave you.

Time Travel Puns

  1. I live in NYC and I think this is my biggest inspiration.
  2. If you can do it there, you can do it everywhere.
  3. New York is the city that tells others only one dream.
  4. There is something in New York City that makes sleep unsuitable.
  5. City life is millions of people being lonesome together. – Henry David Thoreau
  6. Give me such shows – give me the streets of Manhattan. – Walt Whitman
  7. I love New York City – it’s the loudest city on the face of the Earth. – Lewis Black
  8. I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met. – Melody Truong
  9. It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it. – O. Henry
  10. New York is not a city – it’s a world. – Iman (fashion icon)

Great Gatsby Puns

  1. There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless. – Simone Beauvoir
  2. Welcome to New York – it’s been waiting for you. – Taylor Swift
  3. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one site of New York’s skyline. – Ayn Rand
  4. New York is an exciting city where something is happening all the time – most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
  5. Once you have lived in New York and made it your home, no place else is good enough. – John Steinbeck
  6. The city seen from the Queensborough Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world. ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
  7. I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny. ― Rick Riordan
  8. Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. ― Nora Ephron
  9. If you follow your heart just right, it will get you to New York City 🏙
  10. When I’m in NEW YORK, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I’m in a movie 🎥

Nyc Sayings

  1. New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.
  2. A city so nice, they named it twice! New York, New York🗽🤍
  3. If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Where else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself – John Lennon
  4. One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years – Tom Wolfe
  5. New York is the meeting place of the peoples, the only city where you can hardly find a typical American.
  6. The thing I like the most about New York is New York ❤️
  7. It’s pretty cliched, but Times Square is just incredible. You really feel like you’re in the capital of the world – Timothy F. Cahill
  8. Do you have a city that’s your soulmate??? For me, that city has always been New York 🗽😍
  9. A hundred times have I thought New York is a catastrophe, and fifty times: It is a beautiful catastrophe.
  10. The city is uncomfortable and inconvenient, but New Yorkers temperamentally do not crave comfort and convenience – if they did they would live elsewhere. – E. B. White

Quotes New York

  1. The city that never sleeps was filled with the most dreamers
  2. If you’re not ready to expose your true self in New York, you won’t survive here. Love your beautiful imperfections. Be confident and accept others for who they are. Do that, and you belong to New York forever. 🗽
  3. There’s something in the New York air that makes sleep and rest useless; perhaps it’s because your heart beats more quickly here than elsewhere ❤️
  4. I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s skyline 🤗❤️🗽
  5. You haven’t lived unless you died in New York.— Alexander Woollcott
  6. I get out of the taxi and it’s probably the only city which in reality looks better than the postcards. – Milos Forman
  7. New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something – Lindsey Kelk
  8. As for New York City, it is a place apart. There is not its match in any other country in the world. – Pearl S. Buck
  9. Every day is a different day in New York, there is always something new going on – Freddie Highmore
  10. New York is the city that wants you to live your dream! 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

New York Love Quotes

  1. Just do it. Just live here. You know you want to 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽
  2. This is the only place that I have ever lived that lives up to the hype 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽
  3. There are so many things that I love about this city, but the people are at the top of the list.
  4. Life isn’t about finding yourself it’s about creating yourself. What better place to do it than in New York?
  5. New York Is the city where nobody looks at each other but everybody wants to be seen.
  6. Some New Yorkers are born, others are made, all are welcome.
  7. I wake up every morning and say to myself, ‘Well, I’m still in New York. Thank you, God. – Edward Koch
  8. More than anything else New York is a city of superlatives, a place where the best, the brightest, the biggest is the norm – Marylin J. Appleberg 🌃
  9. Something’s always happening here. If u are bored in New York it’s your own fault 🙃😉🤪
  10. One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt. ― Georgia O’Keeffe

New York City Captions Funny

  1. I love New York because within its borders you can travel the world.
  2. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere 😉🌇
  3. I love New York, even though it isn’t mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.- Truman Capote
  4. The diversity, the food, the culture, the constant change, New York is truly one of the most inspiring places on the planet ❤️
  5. Once you have lived in New York and it has become your home, no place else is good enough. 🗽
  6. It’s probably the only city which in reality looks better than on the postcards, New York.
  7. As for New York City, it is a place apart. There is not its match in any other country in the world.
  8. I fell in love. His name is New York City, and we’re very happy together.
  9. I love New York City – it’s the loudest city on the face of the Earth.
  10. New york provides not only a continuing excitation but also a spectacle that is continuing.

Fall Puns For Instagram

  1. There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless.
  2. You can do what you like, sir, but I’ll tell you this. New York is the true capital of America.
  3. I want to be a part of it, New York, New York. — Frank Sinatra, ‘New York, New York’
  4. I’m in a New York state of mind. — Billy Joel, ‘New York State of Mind’
  5. It’s pretty cliched, but Times Square is just incredible. You really feel like you’re in the capital of the world. — Timothy F. Cahill
  6. Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now! History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world! — Hamilton Cast, ‘The Schuyler Sisters’
  7. New York is not a city – it’s a world. — Iman
  8. Now you’re in New York. These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you. — Alicia Keys and JAY-Z, ‘Empire State of Mind’
  9. Once you have lived in New York and made it your home, no place else is good enough. — John Steinbeck
  10. There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless. — Simone de Beauvoir

Famous New York Quotes

  1. Times Square can’t shine as bright as you. — Plain White T’s, ‘Hey There Delilah’
  2. Welcome to New York, it’s been waiting for you. — Taylor Swift, ‘Welcome to New York’
  3. It’s a city where everybody mutinies but no one deserts. – Harry Hershfield
  4. I love New York, even though it isn’t mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it. – Truman Capote
  5. The most wonderful street in the universe is Broadway. It is a world within itself. High and low, rich and poor, pass along at a rate peculiar to New York, and positively bewildering to a stranger. – Frank Rich
  6. The city is like poetry; it compresses all life, all races and breeds, into a small island and adds music and the accompaniment of internal engines. – E.B. White
  7. If man can live in Manhattan, he can live anywhere. – Arthur C. Clarke
  8. I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.  – Nora Ephron
  9. The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.  – John Updike
  10. On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. – Lewis Grizzard

Nyc Caption

  1. As for New York City, it is a place apart. There is not its match in any other country in the world. – Pearl S. Buck
  2. You can do what you like, sir, but I’ll tell you this. New York is the true capital of America. Every New Yorker knows it, and by God, we always shall. – Edward Rutherfurd
  3. new york provides not only a continuing excitation but also a spectacle that is continuing. – e.b. white
  4. New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian. – Russell Baker
  5. If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting. – Peter Shaffer
  6. New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something – Lindsey Kelk
  7. One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt. – Georgia O’Keefe
  8. What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them? – P.G. Wodehouse
  9. The wanderer in Manhattan must go forth with a certain innocence, because New York is best seen with innocent eyes. – Pete Hamill
  10. The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

Spring Break Puns

  1. A middle finger is more New York than a corporate ambush. I bleed for my hometown, and I’d die for my fans. – Lady Gaga
  2. There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. – Elbert Hubbard
  3. So I went to New York City to be born again. – Kurt Vonnegut
  4. I carry the place around the world in my heart but sometimes I try to shake it off in my dreams – F. Scott Fitzgerald
  5. New York City is where specks of dust aspire randomly with all their cunning to become grains of sand. – David B. Lentz,
  6. This is the city, and I am one of the citizens/Whatever interests the rest interests me  – Walt Whitman
  7. That was the thing about New York: you always knew more about your neighbors’ business than you wanted to. — Cassandra Clare
  8. There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open? — Woody Allen
  9. Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. — Nora Ephron
  10. New York is the true capital of America. Every New Yorker knows it, and by God, we always shall. — Edward Rutherfurd

Square Quotes

  1. New York is strange in the summer. Life goes on as usual but it’s not, it’s like everyone is just pretending. — Peter Cameron
  2. Cities have sexes: London is a man, Paris a woman, and New York a well-adjusted transsexual. — Angela Carter
  3. Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does. — Groucho Marx
  4. I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny. — Rick Riordan
  5. America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland. — Tennessee Williams
  6. New York was a city where you could be frozen to death in the midst of a busy street and nobody would notice. — Bob Dylan
  7. People go to LA to find themselves, they come to New York to become someone new. — Lindsey Kelk
  8. In New York, most people don’t have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. — George Carlin
  9. I love New York on summer afternoons when everyone’s away. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
  10. Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you’ll live through the night. — Dorothy Parker

City Captions

  1. The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking. — Terry Pratchett
  2. London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it. — Dorothy Parker
  3. That’s the problem with living in New York. You’ve got no New York to run away to. — Amor Towles
  4. A middle finger is more New York than a corporate ambush. I bleed for my hometown, and I’d die for my fans. — Lady Gaga
  5. …for in that city there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy. — Evelyn Waugh
  6. Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.
  7. Welcome to New York. It’s been waiting for you. – Taylor Swift
  8. One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.
  9. I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps.
  10. Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book–and does. – Groucho Marx

Empire State Building Quotes

  1. It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. – Agatha Christie
  2. New York is the city that other cities can only dream of being.
  3. Would you rather live one perfect day over and over or live your life with no perfect days but just decent ones? — Jenny Han
  4. If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting. – Peter Shaffer
  5. Living in California adds ten years to a man’s life. And those extra ten years I’d like to spend in New York.
  6. The most wonderful street in the universe is Broadway. It is a world within itself. High and low, rich and poor, pass along at a rate peculiar to New York, and positively bewildering to a stranger. – Frank Rich
  7. I get out of the taxi and it’s probably the only city which in reality looks better than on the postcards: New York.
  8. I love new york ❤️❤️ because within its borders you can travel the world
  9. Spirit of this city is higher than the skyline because dreams come true in this coastline ??
  10. When I go to New York, I immediately ran like a wild child to central park to touch the trees

Quotes About New York

  1. Central Park is the place where all the magical things in NYC are concentrated
  2. The seasons are changing, but Central park will always remain the same
  3. We all need a place to relax and think big and Central park is definitely the best pick
  4. Bow bridge in Central park’s most famous bridge, A victorian-style work that is really worth going any season
  5. From Shakespeare in the park at Delacorte theater in the summer to ice skating on Wollman Rink in the winter, central park is a year-round destination
  6. I recall central park in fall, how you tore a dress  what a mess, I confess
  7. The bright colors in Central Park appear with every ray of sunshine
  8. Central Park offers one in a million views from any corners of the park
  9. When the sun has set over Central park, no candle can replace it
  10. Central park is the best alternative in New York city for a relaxing day inside the fast-paced concrete jungle

Brooklyn Sayings

  1. When you are in  a Central park, it always turns into a great day
  2. Nature versus nurture, wood meets fern, horticulture meets architecture, what a wonderful place of repose, Take your seat, clear your mind and let the beauty of green earth brings you peace
  3. There are moments to be discovered everywhere in Central park, you just need the time to find all of them
  4. These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you
  5. Times Square can’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true
  6. You haven’t really seen New York until you have visited the Times Square
  7. There may not be many trees in Times Square, but fall colors in the sky
  8. I feel new york is too crazy for me, especially when you go to Times Square
  9. New York – A Concrete jungle ? where dreams are made of – Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys
  10. The lights are so bright ✨✨, But they never blind me, Welcome to New York! It’s been waiting for you- Taylor Swift

Famous Nyc Quotes

  1. I don’t like cities, but I like New York, Other places make me feel like a dork- Madonna
  2. New New York skyline, Wounds may heal in time, Don’t crumble don’t dismay, It’s a new New York today- Cranberries
  3. You can leave New York? , but it will never leave you
  4. A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams
  5. There’s an energy to NewYork  that is unlike any other city on the world
  6. I happen to like New York, happen to like this town, like the city air, the more I know the NYC, the more I think of it
  7. A bad day in NewYork city is still better than a good day anywhere else
  8. If you can make it there – you’ll make it anywhere
  9. This is not a party tale it’s a New york city
  10. New York is the city that others cites the only dream of being

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