Funny Pics Of Cats With Captions

Funny Pics Of Cats And Dogs With Captions

  1. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
  2. I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana
  3. As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind. – Cleveland Amory
  4. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine
  5. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer
  6. A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley
  7. It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. – Agnes Repplier
  8. How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. – Robert A. Heinlein
  9. I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph
  10. I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time. – Michael Showalter

Funny Pics Of Cats With Captions

  1. You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley
  2. I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau
  3. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. – James Herriot
  4. I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy. – Amy Lee
  5. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln
  6. A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. – Robert Southey
  7. A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor. –Champfleury
  8. Heaven will never be Paradise unless my cats are there waiting for me. – Unknown
  9. Cats leave paw prints in your heart, forever and always. – Unknown
  10. When the cat you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure. – Unknown

Silly Cat

  1. No one can truly understand the bond we form with the cats we love until they experience the loss of one. – Unknown
  2. The memories and paw print of a beloved cat remains in our heart and soul forever. – Unknown
  3. Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms. – Lloyd Alexander
  4. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. – W. L. George
  5. Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. – Rod McKuen
  6. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. – Joseph Wood Krutch
  7. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. – Jules Verne
  8. Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis
  9. A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. – Ernest Hemingway
  10. When a cat speaks, it’s because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.

Cat Fails

  1. A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot’s ribs and demanded: Take me to the canaries.
  2. Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
  3. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
  4. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  5. The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.
  6. Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place
  7. Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won’t attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
  8. The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
  9. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
  10. If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Naughty Cat

  1. The cat seldom interferes with other people’s rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
  2. Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.
  3. Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
  4. Any cat who misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.
  5. A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings. She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
  6. No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
  7. After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
  8. The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal…it’s also the reason they hate birds.
  9. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
  10. Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

Funniest Cat Talking

  1. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
  2. There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
  3. Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them.
  4. An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.
  5. A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
  6. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
  7. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
  8. A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
  9. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
  10. A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.

Cat Captions

  1. It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
  2. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life music and cats.
  3. I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
  4. A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.
  5. As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind.
  6. There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
  7. A cat has absolute emotional honesty, human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
  8. Everything I know I learned from my cat. When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.
  9. How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
  10. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Funny Cat Pictures With Captions

  1. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
  2. I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.
  3. Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
  4. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
  5. Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.
  6. A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
  7. Cats have it all admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
  8. There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
  9. We argued about which one of our cats was the most purrrfect.
  10. My cat thinks she was an Egyptian in a past life and caught mice in a purrramid.

Funny Pics Of Cats And Kittens With Captions

  1. My cat asked for a mice cream maker for her birthday.
  2. When I found the toilet paper scratched off the bathroom holder, I shouted, ‘You’ve gotta be kitten me! Not again!’
  3. If it weren’t for me, my cat would be a paw-per.
  4. I wasn’t happy when my cat took meowt in a snowstorm.
  5. My cat loves to listen to any music composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mewzart.
  6. If your cat is finicky about her toys, try letting her shop the pet store cat-alog.
  7. My cat is always whining that he’s too paw to afford a date.
  8. My cat wants to enter the Olympics for the shot put catapult.
  9. TomTom wants a new caterpillar since his old one is no longer fluffy.
  10. The cats were sitting all catty cornered from the litter box.

Cat Picture With Captions

  1. It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day and I’m feline good!
  2. My cat heard me reading the Bible and is scared she’ll end up in purrrgatory.
  3. When my kittens chased a mouse, the old cats accused them of being copycats.
  4. I have to get my cats inside the house before it starts raining cats and dogs.
  5. I’m no workout cat. You knew that going into this relationship.
  6. Blame my human; it’s not like I can go outside to hunt for my food.
  7. I’m an inside cat and don’t do outdoor activities.
  8. My fur could use a good session with a catacomb to look thinner.
  9. Soft fur, warm nuzzles, and deep purrs fill my soul with happiness.
  10. One life or nine, one thing is certain: a cat can teach you how to thrive in any life.

Adorable Kitten Memes

  1. Cats are God’s way of making anything bad a little better.
  2. Cats are the purr-fect therapist. They always listen and never criticize.
  3. Your cat is always there for you, even when he is hiding under the bed.
  4. A cat is the friend you always wanted but never knew you needed.
  5. Cats are nature’s way of telling us to bask in the sunlight and take a nap!
  6. Can’t find your cat? Just open your laptop and he’ll magically appear!
  7. There’s no such thing as too many books or too many cats!
  8. If it’s crazy to be a cat lady, then I must be certifiable!
  9. A happy cat means a happy life, full of play and mice!
  10. Who’s the boss here? That’s right — the cat is!

Pussy Cat Meme

  1. Cute kittens are life’s way of making up for the angry alleycat!
  2. Every day is a new day to explore and play. Don’t let it get away!
  3. Nothing is as joyous as the sound of a kitten’s feet as they take their first steps.
  4. Adventure awaits those who seek it out. Embrace curiosity, just like a cat!
  5. Pounce before you are ready, and you are sure to fail. Keep your butt wiggling until everything is right, and success will follow.
  6. Take a leap of faith; trust you’ll land on all four paws.
  7. Celebrate your spots, your stripes, your whispy whiskers, because that’s what makes you the coolest cat of them all!
  8. A full belly and fuzzy tail are the best way to start the day!
  9. In this dog-eat-dog world, be the cat who walks above the fray.
  10. A cat has absolute emotional honesty. Human beings [. . .] may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. – Ernest Hemingway, as quoted in The New Yorker

Funny Cat Pic With Words

  1. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve the man but deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain, as quoted in Smithsonian Magazine
  2. I think we are all cats with nine lives, or even more. We must rejoice in our elusive catness. – Joyce Carol Oates
  3. In the book Coraline, when the Black Cat was asked its name: Now you people have names. That’s because you don’t know who you are. We know who we are, so we don’t need names. – author Neil Gaiman
  4. Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them! – Marie, one of Disney’s The Aristocats
  5. How we behave towards cats here determines our status in heaven. – Robert A. Heinlein
  6. . . . I’ve learned to take my cues from my #quarantinecats. And I’m better for it. – Jackson Galaxy on Twitter
  7. I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.— Ursula Andress
  8. A lie is like a cat: You need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.— Charles M. Blow
  9. That’s the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.― Ray Bradbury
  10. Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers — they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.— Rita Mae Brown

Funny Looking Cats

  1. My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.— William S. Burroughs
  2. It is very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them they always purr.— Lewis Carroll
  3. Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.— Miguel de Cervantes
  4. I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.— Jean Cocteau
  5. Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.— Jim Davis
  6. What greater gift than the love of a cat?— Charles Dickens
  7. A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.— Benjamin Franklin
  8. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.— Walter Lionel George
  9. How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.— Robert A. Heinlein
  10. A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.— Ernest Hemingway

Cat Pictures With Captions

  1. She sights a Bird—she chuckles—/She flattens—then she crawls—/She runs without the look of feet—/Her eyes increase to Balls—— Emily Dickinson
  2. If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.— Pat Hitchcock
  3. A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.— William Ralph Inge
  4. I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.— Nafisa Joseph
  5. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered, and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown.— H.P. Lovecraft
  6. Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.— James Mason
  7. I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.— Trisha McCagh
  8. Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.— Rod McKuen
  9. A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.— George Mikes
  10. People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.— Sir Henry Morgan

Crazy Cat Lady Pic

  1. Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.— P.J. O’Rourke
  2. You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.— Jane Pauley
  3. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.— Edgar Allan Poe
  4. The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.— Paula Poundstone
  5. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.— Albert Schweitzer
  6. I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.— William Shakespeare
  7. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.― Hippolyte Taine
  8. I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.— Eckhart Tolle
  9. Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.— Mark Twain
  10. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.— Jeff Valdez

Funny Cat With Words

  1. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.— Jules Verne
  2. If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.— A.N. Whitehead
  3. Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
  4. If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
  5. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
  6. A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.
  7. A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
  8. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
  9. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier puttin’ it back in.
  10. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Cats Doing Funny Things

  1. Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.
  2. The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
  3. There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
  4. No matter how bad your day is, your cat will always make you smile.
  5. If you don’t like cats, you don’t like me.
  6. Ain’t no meowtin high enough to keep me from you.
  7. The only narcissist I have room for in my life is my cat.
  8. You say crazy cat lady like it’s a bad thing.
  9. Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of your cat purring.
  10. What greater gift than the love of a cat. -Charles Dickens

Funny Cat Fails

  1. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What’s your point?
  2. If I purr loud enough, I can get whatever I want.
  3. If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
  4. The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.
  5. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What’s your point?
  6. What greater gift than the love of a cat. — Charles Dickens
  7. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. — Albert Schweitzer
  8. It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. — Cynthia E. Varnado
  9. No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet. — Unknown
  10. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. — Ellen Perry Berkeley

Naughty Kitties

  1. There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. — Tay Hohoff
  2. People who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life. — Unknown
  3. All cats can see futures, and see echoes of the past – Neil Gaiman
  4. The cat is not in the long run anxious to please – T. O. Beachcroft
  5. Cats have it all—admiration and an endless sleep and company only when they want it – Rod McKuen
  6. I’m flat broke, but I don’t care; I strut right by with my tail in the air – Stray Cats
  7. If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember – Terry Pratchett
  8. All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws – Chinese Proverb
  9. Cats leave paw prints in your heart, forever and always – Unknown
  10. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby – African proverb

Bad And Naughty Meme

  1. To kill a cat brings seventeen years of bad luck – Irish proverb
  2. When the cat’s away, the mice come out to play – Unknown
  3. In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats – English proverb
  4. I gave an order to a cat, and the cat gave it to its tail – Chinese proverb
  5. A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays – English proverb
  6. Care’ll kill a cat – Ben Jonson (modern version: Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back).
  7. Blessed are those who love cats, for they shall never be lonely – Anonymous
  8. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love – Attributed to James Herriot
  9. What greater gift than the love of a cat? – Attributed to Charles Dickens
  10. I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.– Terry Pratchett

Funny Cat Pictures Sayings

  1. In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this – Terry Pratchett
  2. Time spent with cats is never wasted – Unknown (often attributed to Sigmund Freud)
  3. Evolution has created an astounding number of various creatures. Not one however deserves the respected wonder the genus Felidae has earned – Trickompany, Felidae
  4. When they reach the scene of crime, Macavity’s not there – T. S. Eliot, Macavity the Mystery Cat
  5. He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare – T. S. Eliot, Macavity the Mystery Cat
  6. I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad – the Cheshire Cat

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