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Golf Puns

  1. Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots, you get good breaks from bad shots, but you have to play the ball where it lies. -Bobby Jones
  2. I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
  3. Golf was not our sport but was an absolutely gorgeous day to give a swing at it
  4. Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. -Will Rogers
  5. I Don’t Know How I Can Play So Well And Score So Bad
  6. I’m not over the hill. I’m just on the back nine.
  7. I live on greens! (bowl of golf balls instead of salad)
  8. It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do
  9. The most important shot in golf is the next one. – Ben Hogan
  10. I’m Not Over The Hill, I’m On The Back Nine

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  1. The worst day of mini golf beats the best day of work.
  2. I hate golf! I Hate Golf!! And I HATE GOLF!!! Oooh! Nice shot! I Love Golf!
  3. Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the more you hit it, the more fun you have. -Lou Graham
  4. To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. – P.G. Wodehouse
  5. If There Is No Golf In Heaven… I’m Not Going
  6. I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. – Gerald R. Ford
  7. I usually golf in the mid 70’s… Any colder and I just stay home.
  8. Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. -Unknown
  9. The mind messes up more shots than the body. -Tommy Bolt
  10. If You Think It’s Hard To Meet New People… Pick Up The Wrong Golf Ball

Funny Golf

  1. Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, It’s no fun; If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. -Arthur Daley
  2. I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
  3. Remember that no matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
  4. Heaven seems a little closer when your house is near the golf course.
  5. They Call It Golf Because All The Other Four Letter Words Are Taken
  6. Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five. -Paul Harvey
  7. Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone’s game. — it’s called an eraser.
  8. If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If i hit it left, it’s a hook. And If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.
  9. There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray. -Lee Trevino
  10. Golf Is An Easy Game… It’s Just Hard To Play

Golf Funny

  1. It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
  2. Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should. -Dr. Bob Rotella
  3. Golf is an all-around sport , if you want to be all-round , you gotta train all-round
  4. My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
  5. 90% of the golf shot happens before you make a swing
  6. Golf: I’d Quit The Stupid Game If I Wasn’t Married
  7. I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. – Ewan McGregor
  8. In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that counts
  9. Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers. -Max Lucado
  10. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.

Golfing Pick Up Lines

  1. The short game around the green is important but much more important is the approach
  2. Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey
  3. Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
  4. It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Play Golf The Way I Do
  5. Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. -William Wordsworth
  6. Golf Is A Game In Which You Yell Fore, Shoot Six, And Write Down Five.
  7. In Golf, As In Life, It’s The Follow-Through That Makes The Difference
  8. Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line
  9. A good golf partner is one who is a little bit worse than you are.
  10. Take a break from life, enjoy the fresh air and shout a bunch of expletives at a golf ball

Inspirational Golf Quote

  1. I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf… Nice Shot! I Love Golf
  2. I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton
  3. My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card. -Terry
  4. Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
  5. Forget failures , forget mistakes , forget everything except what you are going to do right now
  6. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny
  7. I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters. -Bob Hope
  8. Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting
  9. There’s always something to refine something new to learn and something else to perfect
  10. I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Golf Pick Up Lines

  1. If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
  2. Success in golf depends less on strength of body than strength of mind and character.
  3. Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
  4. I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. – Ben Hogan
  5. I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.– G. K. Chesterton
  6. keep on hitting it straight until the wee ball goes in the hole
  7. A Bad Day Of Golf Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
  8. Golf – It’s Not Just A Game / That’s the name of the game!
  9. The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. -Ben Hogan
  10. Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the players always lie well

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  1. The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. – Mickey Mantle
  2. As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. – Ben Hogan
  3. Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play. – Gary Player
  4. If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. –  Bob Hope
  5. Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. – Jimmy Demaret
  6. You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it. –  Sam Snead
  7. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
  8. Golf is really my profession, show business [put your profession here] just pays for the greens fees.
  9. The Greatest Golfers: Palmer, Player, Nicklaus, Watson, Kite, Trevino, Woods, and [put your golfer’s name here]
  10. If It Goes Right, It’s A Slice. If It Goes Left, It’s A Hook. If It Goes Straight, It’s A Miracle

Chip Puns

  1. Golf: clubs, double bogie, bogie, par, birdie, eagle, hole in one, putter, wood, driver, wedge, iron, greens, rough, tee, tee off, ball, flag, hole, sand trap, water hazard, scorecard, fairway
  2. I’m Not Over The Hill, I’m On The Back Nine
  3. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
  4. Golf – It’s Not Just A Game / That’s the name of the game!
  5. I usually golf in the mid 70’s… Any colder and I just stay home.
  6. In Golf, As In Life, It’s The Follow-Through That Makes The Difference
  7. I Don’t Know How I Can Play So Well And Score So Bad
  8. If There Is No Golf In Heaven… I’m Not Going
  9. If You Think It’s Hard To Meet New People… Pick Up The Wrong Golf Ball
  10. I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf… Nice Shot! I Love Golf

Golf Captions

  1. I’ve been in the rough before but this is ridiculous. (really long grass -jungle)
  2. Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone’s game. — it’s called an eraser.
  3. If you watch a game, it is fun. If you play a game, it is recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
  4. Golf Is An Easy Game… It’s Just Hard To Play
  5. GOLF Captions A Bad Day Of Golf Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
  6. The short game around the green is important but much more important is the approach
  7. In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that counts
  8. Curb the self-talk, focus on the now, on next shot and don’t overthink it
  9. Golf was not our sport but was an absolutely gorgeous day to give a swing at it  ⛳
  10. That was a good one, is quite literally the height of my enthusiasm for  a good swing

Golf Insults

  1. It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do
  2. Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting ⛳
  3. A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing #Golf captions for Instagram
  4. It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
  5. If you think golf is relaxing, you are doing it wrong ⛳
  6. You are in more control than you think , that’s only if you have the self-awareness to know it
  7. There are no such things as a natural touch , touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
  8. Golf is an all-around sport , if you want to be all-round , you gotta train all-round
  9. They Call It Golf Because All The Other Four Letter Words Are Taken.
  10. My most consistent and reliable shot is always double at the 19th.

Ball Puns

  1. My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the scorecard.
  2. A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent’s luck.
  3. I Don’t Know How I Can Play So Well And Score So Bad.
  4. To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.
  5. I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
  6. It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Play Golf The Way I Do.
  7. I found Jesus on the golf course. Well, at least I heard his name several times.
  8. There are no such things as a natural touch, touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
  9. It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do.
  10. I’m Not Over The Hill, I’m On The Back Nine.

Vacation Puns

  1. The worst day of mini-golf beats the best day of work.
  2. I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf… Nice Shot! I Love Golf.
  3. A Lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood. – Lakiyah King
  4. Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting.
  5. In golf as in life, it’s the follow-through that counts.
  6. Golf was not our sport but was an absolutely gorgeous day to give a swing at it.
  7. We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance. – Bruce Lansky
  8. That was the right club with the wrong guy swinging it.
  9. Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
  10. Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & makeup lies.

Trap Puns

  1. Golf Is An Easy Game… It’s Just Hard To Play.
  2. I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’d come up sliced.
  3. A Bad Day Of Golf Is Better Than A Good Day At Work.
  4. 90% of the golf shot happens before you make a swing.
  5. Keep on hitting it straight until the wee ball goes in the hole.
  6. Golf is an all-around sport, if you want to be all-round, you gotta train all-round.
  7. Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the players always lie well.
  8. The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake.
  9. I’ve spent most of my life golfing — the rest I’ve just wasted.
  10. That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Date Puns

  1. I usually golf in the mid-’70s… Any colder and I just stay home.
  2. Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
  3. The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
  4. keep on hitting it straight until the wee ball goes in the hole.
  5. In Golf, As In Life, It’s The Follow-Through That Makes The Difference.
  6. We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.
  7. Golf is life. If you can’t take golf, you can’t take life.
  8. My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card. – Terry
  9. I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. – Rogers Hornsby
  10. Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six and write down five. – Paul Harvey

Clever Golf Puns

  1. Golf is a game in which you yell Fore, shoot six, and write down five.
  2. I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
  3. The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
  4. Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
  5. It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  6. Golf: I’d Quit The Stupid Game If I Wasn’t Married.
  7. Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.
  8. You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
  9. When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
  10. If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Funny Golf Picture Captions

  1. Golf Is An Easy Game… It’s Just Hard To Play.
  2. A bad day of golf still beats a good day of work.
  3. Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play.
  4. I live on greens! (bowl of golf balls instead of salad).
  5. The worst day of golf beats the best day of work.
  6. If there Is No Golf In Heaven…I’m Not Going.
  7. A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible.
  8. I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.
  9. It’s a funny thing – the more I practice, the luckier I get.
  10. Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Short Golf Sayings

  1. As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
  2. Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should.
  3. I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.
  4. I’m Not Over The Hill, I’m On The Back Nine.
  5. Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you
  6. Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play.
  7. It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.Hank Aaron
  8. I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.Don Adams
  9. There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn’t that set your blood racing?Peter Andrews
  10. One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good.George Archer

Funny Golf Sayings On Balls

  1. To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.Seve Ballesteros
  2. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.Henry Beard
  3. Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.Henry Beard
  4. Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes.Henry Beard
  5. Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.Jack Benny
  6. The more you play it the less you know about it.Patty Berg
  7. Golf is played by twenty million, mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.Jim Bishop
  8. Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.Phil Blackmar
  9. Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.Tommy Bolt
  10. I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter if you don’t count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.Thomas Boswell

Golf Catch Phrases

  1. I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.David Brenner
  2. The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don’t really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.Robert Browning
  3. You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.Bob Bruce
  4. One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.Don Carter
  5. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.Winston Churchill
  6. Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.Henry Cotton
  7. As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don’t know diddly squat. When I’m playing well, I don’t even take aim.Fred Couples
  8. I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.Ben Crenshaw
  9. Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.Ben Crenshaw
  10. I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.Jim Dent

Weekend Puns

  1. Luck? Sure, but only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.Babe Didrikson Zaharias
  2. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.Phyllis Diller
  3. Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.Peter Dobereiner
  4. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.Pete Dye
  5. Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of the futility of the human effort.Abba Eban
  6. They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.Raymond Floyd
  7. I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.Gerald Ford
  8. I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.Gerald Ford
  9. I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods. Jeff Foxworthy
  10. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Billy Graham

Swinging Captions

  1. When you hear someone shout You da man, if he ain’t shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain’t da man. Ron Green
  2. Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six and write down five. Paul Harvey
  3. The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. Ernest Hemingway
  4. One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot – the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.Peter Jacobsen
  5. Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
  6. May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
  7. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
  8. This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
  9. I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. Bob Hope
  10. If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope

Golf One Liners

  1. I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. Bob Hope
  2. Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
  3. Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.
  4. You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
  5. One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture. Dave Kindred
  6. Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you’ve found a man about to make a difficult putt. Fletcher Knebel
  7. Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. Bruce Lansky
  8. The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t. Tony Lema
  9. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon
  10. I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play. Joe E. Lewis

Cute Golf Sayings

  1. If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using an outside agency and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf. Henry Longhurst
  2. A routine is not a routine if you have to think about it. Davis Love, Jr.
  3. It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place in this world is when one is playing golf. Robert Lynd
  4. The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. Mickey Mantle
  5. It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one-foot putt and everybody is saying Shhh and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen-year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling. Al McGuire
  6. Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you. Cary Middlecoff
  7. Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. A.A. Milne
  8. If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. Thomas Mulligan
  9. Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. Jim Murray – More Jim Murray Quotations.
  10. The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag. Byron Nelson

Top Golf Pictures

  1. One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.Mac O’Grady
  2. Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.P.J. O’Rourke
  3. Through years of experience, I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt. Jack Nicklaus, on why he tees his ball high
  4. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best. It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
  5. A kid grows up a lot faster on the course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
  6. I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It is called an eraser.
  7. What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
  8. I’ve always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win.
  9. The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.
  10. It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

Golf Slogans

  1. Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man. Westbrook Pegler
  2. Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. Huxtable Pippey
  3. If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands. Gary Player
  4. Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 40 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play. Gary Player
  5. Golf is the cruelest game because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. Rick Reilly
  6. Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation. Grantland Rice
  7. You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life. Grantland Rice
  8. Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own, as well as your opponent’s. Grantland Rice
  9. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. Lord Robertson
  10. A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone. Chi Chi Rodriguez

Motivational Golf Quotes

  1. After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. Chi Chi Rodriguez
  2. Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Chi Chi Rodriguez
  3. I don’t exaggerate — I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
  4. I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par. Chi Chi Rodriguez
  5. I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. Chi Chi Rodriguez
  6. The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers
  7. I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers
  8. Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well. Art Rosenbaum
  9. A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. Bob Ryan
  10. You can’t call it a sport. You don’t run, jump, you don’t shoot, you don’t pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don’t match. Steve Sax

Mini Golf Pic

  1. A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do. Osbert Sitwell
  2. It’s so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. J.C. Snead
  3. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death. Sam Snead
  4. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. Sam Snead
  5. You can’t go into a shop and buy a good game of golf. Sam Snead
  6. If some players took a fork to their mouths the way they take the club back, they’d starve to death. Sam Snead
  7. There are no short hitters on the tour anymore – just long and unbelievably long. Sam Snead
  8. Keep a close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. Sam Snead
  9. Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses. Adlai Stevenson
  10. When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf. Dave Stockton

Funny Golf Ball Sayings

  1. My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one! Jane Swan
  2. I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them. Harry Toscano
  3. There are two things you can do with your head downplay golf and pray. Lee Trevino
  4. If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino
  5. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.Lee Trevino
  6. I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. Lee Trevino
  7. Real pressure in golf is playing for $10 when you’ve only got $5 in your pocket.Lee Trevino
  8. You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen. Lee Trevino
  9. My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. Lee Trevino
  10. There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. Lee Trevino

Golf Sayings

  1. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. John Updike
  2. Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. Harry Vardon
  3. If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. Harry Vardon
  4. Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum
  5. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weis
  6. The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law. H.G. Wells
  7. Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. Woodrow Wilson
  8. The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows. P.G. Wodehouse
  9. Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. P.G. Wodehouse
  10. My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That’s why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give back. If it works, it works. Tiger Woods

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