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  1. What’s love? A feeling which either ruins a friendship or makes it stronger.
  2. Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others’, sandwiches
  3. I’m not certain what number of issues I have on the grounds that math is one of them
  4. Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  5. Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
  6. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  7. Attachments are good only for messages, emails, or letters. Not for real life.
  8. Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
  9. I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  10. Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!

Hipster Captions

  1. And tonight I will fall asleep with you in my heart.
  2. Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
  3. Her memories of him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.
  4. Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
  5. Oh, so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?
  6. Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
  7. The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends.
  8. The older you get, the more rules they’re going to try.
  9. They say Love is in the air. Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
  10. When a man is truly passionate about his woman, he will do whatever it takes to ensure her happiness with him.

Silly Girls Quotes

  1. When you know there is nothing, but there is always something.
  2. Every time my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
  3. Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
  4. The first time when I saw you, you smiled. When he touched you, you smiled. Both were killing me in their own way.
  5. People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean
  6. Together, let’s disappear into this night like two shooting stars.
  7. Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.
  8. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  9. I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
  10. Life takes you to places, love brings you home. Home sweet home

Funny Faces Quote

  1. Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  2. People cry not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
  3. Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.
  4. Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
  5. Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.
  6. Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
  7. Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says your password is incorrect.
  8. Cute girl walking in front of you. Decrease speed until walking in front of you.
  9. I Can’t-Do That Now Bc I’m Taking Selfies!!!
  10. I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

Goofy Quotes

  1. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  2. Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.
  3. Know what sparks the light in you, then use that light to illuminate the world.
  4. Posted a pic on Instagram, and she didn’t like it.
  5. There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
  6. What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
  7. Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice
  8. I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.
  9. Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.
  10. Heart boys who make funny faces when they see you for the first time.

Quirky Quotes

  1. Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
  2. I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.
  3. So Please, hold me close and make all this pain go away.
  4. Bout to make me give you a reason to be insecure.
  5. I got that pump and a bump and you know you wanna try it.
  6. I got thorns Wear them like a crown I got thorns You should know by now That’s what you get when you pick a rose.
  7. I was being humble, I’m back on my cocky shit.
  8. I’d rather lose a lover than to love a loser.
  9. Yeah, if you don’t learn your lesson you gon’ get yourself in permanent detention.
  10. You’re the right face at the wrong time, love, I only wish I woulda known it.

Cover Photo Quotes

  1. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  2. A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  3. An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
  4. I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
  5. I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
  6. I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.
  7. I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation.
  8. I’ll hold you when things go wrong, I’ll be with you from dusk till dawn.
  9. I’m in love with you, and all your little things.
  10. I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

Dope Quotes

  1. if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
  2. Life is short, false, it’s the longest thing you do.
  3. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
  4. The top is a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
  5. Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
  6. You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.
  7. And now, in every broken piece, we search for our lost peace.
  8. And then, I threw away love from my priority list, as it gave me options for loving anyone, I want.
  9. Darling!! Don’t be someone’s Untold story Or Poem It hurts.
  10. I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

Midnight In Paris Quotations

  1. The only person you need in life is the person who proves they need you in theirs.
  2. And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other.
  3. Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach. a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
  4. Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
  5. Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now.
  6. Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.
  7. I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.
  8. I am so good in bed, I can sleep all day!
  9. I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows.
  10. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

Fucked Up Quotes

  1. If he doesn’t accept you in public, don’t allow him to do anything in private!!
  2. If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
  3. If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
  4. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  5. Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite. how amazing she truly is.
  6. Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
  7. It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
  8. It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.
  9. Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
  10. Life is short there is no time to leave important words unsaid.

Things To Comment On Your Friends Post

  1. Moments like these. This is what we live for, this is why we exist.
  2. Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with a broken soul or a one-sided lover.
  3. Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me.
  4. Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m a star.
  5. So where are you heading? Towards him/her OR Towards the time you both spent.
  6. So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  7. Stay away from people that make you feel like you’re hard to love.
  8. That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
  9. There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.
  10. There’s nothing more precious than sharing special moments with family

Weirdness Quote

  1. They criticize you too much because they wish they were you.
  2. They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
  3. This just gave me another reason why I love this person.
  4. Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
  5. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.
  6. When I was in Rome. I did what the Romans did.
  7. When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody. Your freedom will begin.
  8. Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
  9. All I have ever wanted to be is who I am becoming.
  10. Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Quotes About Being Weird

  1. Be proud of yourself for how far you’ve come and never stop pushing to be the best you can be.
  2. Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  3. How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes.
  4. Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
  5. Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.
  6. True are the warriors, who follow the beat of their heart.
  7. What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her.
  8. When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat.
  9. When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
  10. Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again

Being Weird Quotes

  1. Why does everything in my life have to be so complicated?
  2. You don’t have a soul; you are the soul and you have a body – C.S. Lewis
  3. 5 ft. 1 is my height but my attitude is 6 ft. 2
  4. Add any of the following short captions to your Instagram selfie.
  5. Always learn to stand on your own two feet or watch how you will crawl forever.
  6. Be proud of who you are and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.
  7. Be yourself. People have to like you, and you don’t have to care.
  8. Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.
  9. Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
  10. Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute.

Caring too much about what people think of you is useless. Most people don’t even know what they think of themselves.

Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.

Darling!! ‘Mending of broken pieces’ is in progress. Give it some time.

Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Don’t allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.

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