Tequila Quotes

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Quotes About Tequila

  1. Tequila may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot!
  2. Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
  3. If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.- Jimmy Buffett
  4. You can’t buy happiness…but you can buy tequila. And that’s kind of the same thing.
  5. You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.
  6. I usually just prefer to chase a shot of tequila with another shot of tequila.
  7. When I taste Tequila, baby I still see ya – Dan & Shay
  8. This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
  9. The next forecast with the words ice and salt better be a margarita recipe.
  10. I wonder if there is a margarita out there thinking about me, too.

Tequila Quotes

  1. When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila.
  2. Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
  3. Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.
  4. Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.
  5. If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.
  6. Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
  7. I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway!
  8. We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.
  9. Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.
  10. We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila. Justin Timberlake

When Life Gives You Lemons Get The Tequila Quotes

  1. When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. Sanjaya Malakar
  2. tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate Tom Robbins
  3. Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit. Lee Marvin
  4. I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night. Sammy Hagar
  5. Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination Rainbow Rowell Drinking, Journey, Destination Rainbow Rowell
  6. It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. Jimmy Buffett
  7. And no one drank just one shot of tequila. Kristin Hannah
  8. I believe – to the best of my recollection, anyway – that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people. Anthony Bourdain
  9. At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila. Rachel Vincent
  10. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them Tequila and have a party. Ron White

Tequila Meme

  1. Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. Jackson Rathbone
  2. Taylor Swift is great for a night out as it involves a lot of tequila. With her it’s all about good friends and celebrating friendship, it’s such a positive environment to be a part of. She’s great. Nick Jonas
  3. I want you to go back to Tucson and bring me the bottle of tequila I keep in my liquor cabinet. And don’t scare Tim. Volusian remained motionless in that way of his. My mistress grows increasingly creative in her ways to torment me. Richelle Mead
  4. Tequila is my salmon. Eddie Redmayne Salmon Interview with Jennifer Lawrence
  5. Got no place to go, but there’s a girl waitin’ for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in. Adam Duritz
  6. Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. Dylan Moran
  7. Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. Mark Z. Danielewski
  8. I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn’t gone that well with the crew… so I replaced it with tequila. Hugh Laurie
  9. I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well… like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it! Bill Engvall
  10. This is so cliche, but my beauty icon would have to be Angelina Jolie. She looks like she wears natural makeup, but she’s still beautiful.

I think every person has their own identity and beauty. Everyone being different is what is really beautiful. If we were all the same, it would be boring.

You don’t want to be in a relationship with someone who’s scared of you.

Little bitty bags are completely impractical – I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I’m devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.

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